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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 20, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 20, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling HOW TO TELL WHEN SOMEONE'S LYING It's Actually Quite Simple -- It's The Lies Uncle Sam: All the guys at work are saying you're screwing some guy named Vlad! Donald Trump: How dare you!! I've never heard of him! I've got nothing to do with any "Vlad"! NOTHING! Uncle Sam: Oh, okay. I'm sorry, honey. Donald Trump: You SHOULD be sorry! I think you're nuts! Later Uncle Sam: I got home early and found these flowers delivered to you! Donald Trump: I don't know who sent 'em! Donald Trump: Could've been anybody, Sam! Could have been that 400-pound guy on his bed, down the road! Uncle Sam: AHA! Uncle Sam: Here's the card! It says, "Love Vlad"! Donald Trump: Psh...could mean anything! Alphabetic symbols are often arranged in various orders. Uncle Sam: Well, that's true. Later Uncle Sam: Ha! Here are photos of you and Vlad! At lunch! At bars! In night clubs! Donald Trump: So we had lunch! Uncle Sam: I thought you had nothing to do with him! Donald Trump: What's wrong with lunch? You have lunch all the time! Donald Trump: We were just talking about orphans! Uncle Sam: Orphans? Huh...I guess... Later Donald Trump: I'm going to meet Vlad in a hotel room! Uncle Sam: Just you and him, alone?! Donald Trump: Yes! Can't I have friends?! Uncle Sam: I think you're having an affair with Vlad! Donald Trump: Oh, shut up about that hoax! Donald Trump: I think YOU'RE the one having an affair with Vlad! I'll ask him when I see him! Uncle Sam: Erm...that seems fair... Cont'd