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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 6, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 6, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling MARVEL AUNT-MAN Bitten by a radioactive aunt, James Jansen gained the proportionate powers of an aunt! James Jansen is with his fiancee Jan Jameson - James: Nothing like a nice, relaxing science demonstration. BZZZT Unbeknownst to the happy couple, a white Anglo-saxon protestant wanders into a field of radiation. ...and then mistakes Jan's hand for a cucumber sandwich! Jan: OW! Just then - James: My aunt-sense is tingling! Er...Jan, I'm sorry, but I've got to go! Jan: Not without me...the W.A.S.P. James: Gasp! You've gained the proportionate powers of a W.A.S.P.. Aunt-Man: I knew you were home alone so we stopped by to check in on you! CRASH Child: AUNT-MAN AND THE W.A.S.P.! Child: I was just going to play video games! W.A.S.P.: Yes, yes. Now be a darling and make me a G&T. Child: You know, this is actually an offensive ethnic stereotype! Aunt-Man: Ha! Sensitive little snowflake, aren't you? Aunt-Man: FOX News was so right about this weaponized political correctness! Child: What? Child: This is going to be the worst Thanksgiving ever! Aunt-Man: MAGA! W.A.S.P.: My ancestors were at the FIRST Thanksgiving, and it was ghastly. NEXT: AUNT-MAN and the W.A.S.P.: CIVIL WAR! Aunt-Man: No, it was about states' rights! Come on, W.A.S.P.! We're leaving! W.A.S.P.: Ikea?! How gauche!