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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 29, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 29, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling ZERO TOLERANCE for lawbreakers is fully justified. If these criminals didn't want to find themselves in detention centers, they shouldn't have broken the law. Here are some of the lawbreakers who got caught in the zero tolerance web. Man: <I was lawfully seeking asylum in the United States and ended up committing the misdemeanor of crossing the border.> <My daughter was taken from me.> Woman: I broke the law by using a public social media account to complain about a restaurant that wouldn't serve me. Good thing my kids weren't with me when I was tweeting, or they'd have been abducted and imprisoned, too. Man: I lied on my security clearance form, and didn't disclose my contacts with Russians, which was a felony. Could you please tell my family I'm here? I'm not sure they'd notice I'm missing. Jeff Sessions: I done committed perjury when I said to Congress that I never met with the Russians durin' the campaign. What is it with lyin' about Russians? Kinda makes you wonder, don't it? Donald Trump: Are you kidding me? I violated all the best laws! Huge! Lies, conflicts, payoffs! I crushed the emoluments clause of the Constitution the second I took the oath! I got all these guys beat just with stuff people KNOW about!