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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 22, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 22, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Trump Administration Presents... BIBLE STORIES with U.S. Attorney General JEFF SESSIONS HOLY BIBLE One day, Jesus happened upon a Roman centurion and a young mother. Mother: Please, I am but a poor refugee seeking asylum in your land! Jeff Sessions: Stranger, what do you think I should do? Jesus: My position is clear. Jesus: Wretched are the immigrants and the poor and to Hell with them. Jeff Sessions: I'm taking your child away from you! Mother: NO, NO! Stranger, will you not aid me! Jesus: Blessed are those who blindly follow whatever law is on the books, no matter how cruel it is. Mother: IT'S NOT EVEN A LAW! Jeff Sessions: That's true! It's a policy I just made up! Jesus: No matter, good officer! Your mission is holy! Plus, you are owning the libs! Jeff Sessions: Next week, Jesus tells the children in concentration camps to stop being crybabies and suck it the hell up. MEIN KAMPF HOLY BIBLE