Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday June 21, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2006 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling "A Bad Week For Pluto" Pluto Not A "Classical" Planet Scientists are now considering demoting the erstwhile "ninth planet" to the status of "Pluton", a new sub-planet category. Pluto's Status As "Fifth Beatle" Questioned - Photos showing Pluto with the Fab Four in Hamburg likely caused by thumbprint on camera lens. - Pluto's presence when the Beatles visited with the Maharishi in India now believed to be incidental. - Pluto's only undisputed contribution, the piano parts on "You Like Me Too Much," deemed insignificant. Pluto's 2004 "Sixth Man" Award Revoked The NBA rescinded the award when it was discovered that the astronomical body's gravitational field is not only immeasurably small, it is not any more likely to favor one team over another. Pluto Deemed Not A Member Of "Mickey's Gang" Disneyologists argue that the Gang already includes a male dog, Goofy, who, like the other members, can walk and talk. Including a non-speaking quadrupedal character like Pluto would necessitate the inclusion of may other insufficiently anthropromorphized animals such as background cats, birds and humorous bees.

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