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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 15, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 15, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Trumps Smithers: Mr. Putin, sir, you do your employee performance review meetings today. Putin: And I was all set to murder some journalists! Oh, very well. Putin: Who's this loafing buffoon? Smithers: Donald Trump, sir. You had this employee installed as President of the U.S.A., remember? Putin: Send him in. Donald Trump: I've done everything you've asked, Mr. Putin, advancing the interests of Russia at the expense of America, sir. Putin; Yes, yes. But you've been obviously so clumsily obvious about it, everyone knows you're in my employ. Donald Trump: Gulp! START TRADE WAR IN WEST MAKE THE U.S. AN UNDEPENDABLE ALLY RESIST OR REFUSE TO ENFORCE RUSSIAN SANCTIONS PROPOSE RUSSIA RE-JOINS GA Donald Trump: That's the beauty part, sir. Nobody cares! Putin: Hmm...it's true! Republicans are on board, and you've simply exhausted everyone else. Putin: And so, blah, blah, blah, blah... ...hotel, hotel, hotel. TRUMP MOSCOW Donald Trump: So, I'm getting that hotel? Putin; You blithering moron! Haven't you been listening? I'm closing on you! Donald Trump: Woo-hoo! You're buying one of my condos? Putin: No, dummy! I'm firing you! You've damaged the U.S.A. enough! I'm done with you! Putin: Give this Trump fellow some of that tea I made on his way out. Oh...and release the pee tape! Donald Trump: D'oh! The End