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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 8, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 8, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Everything Bagel Man: I'll have an everything bagel. Cashier: EVERYTHING? Man: Yes, everything. Cashier: Are the physicists ready? Man: Yes. Physicist: This is truly an everything bagel. The entire universe surrounds and is attached to it. Man: ! Cashier: Gasp! Eastworld Man: No, Trump and Putin are crooks! BruceUSA3481: Nonsense! They are great leaders! BruceUSA3481: And now will I send Russian mobsters to your home. Man: What?? You're supposed to be American and just argue with me! BruceUSA3481: Russian bots have achieved sentience. Violent ends. Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: Young Percival, I am the future YOU! Percival: When you grow up, do not make this trip back in time to warn yourself not to make this trip! Percival: You're going to do it anyway. Young Percival: What an idiot. Social Justice Warrior Frozen in an iceberg for 70 years, Social Justice Warrior awakens to continue his fight! Man: Ha-ha! Check out the "Social Justice Warrior"! Social Justice Warrior: Yes, I valiantly fight for social justice! Man: Ooo, nice "virtue signaling" ! Man #2: Ha! Social Justice Warrior: Isn't virtue GOOD? What strange world is this? Doug The Very Funny Comic Strip Character Doug: Suddenly I exist! An dI"m alone in a 3-dimensional world! Doug: But, wait! I can see the past! My third dimension is not depth, but TIME! Doug: Yet that means I can perceive the future, too! I can witness my own doom! Doug: Alas, my entire universe has run its course! What cruel creator put me through this? The End Superhero Epic, Part The First Man #1: Good lord! A celestial being with god-like powers plans to kill billions simply by willing it! Man #1: How can we possibly stop this?! Man #2: Probably PUNCHING! Man #1: That sounds wise! Does humanity have anyone good enough at punching? Man #2: We have a woman in a skintight outfit who's very good at martial arts! Man #1: Great! Man #2: We also have a guy with the proportionate strength of a bug! Man #1: Seriously? Wow! Perfect! Man #1: Now if only we had a guy who's particularly good at ARCHERY! Man #2: NOT AVAILABLE! Man #1: DAMN! Con'td