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Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday June 7, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday June 7, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2006 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presents: News of the Times U.S. Invades Fertility Clinic Liberates Embryos President Bush addressed the nation from the Oval Office. George W. Bush: Last night, I sent U.S. forces into the Baysett Fertility Clinic in Baysett, NY, to liberate thousands of EMBRYOS from the potential grasp of STEM CELL RESEARCHERS! Even as Bush was celebrating the military victory, occupying forces were having difficulties. Man: How are we supposed to take care of these embryos? Man #2: Try this saline solution I use for my contacts. Secretary Rumsfeld faced accusations that he entered the war without a plan for the peace. Donald Rumsfeld: You go to war with the army you've got! Do I wish all our troops were trained reproductive endocrinologists? Good golly gracious, yes. As embryos continue to die under military occupation, Bush defended the results. George W. Bush: Look, these things are destroyed in the In Vitro process all the time! At least we kept 'em outta the hands of the researchers! Press Secretary Tony Snow: Tony: We know what we're doing! But you guys only report the BAD NEWS because WE don't play the media game! Soldier: Uh..here are the embryos for the photo op you asked for, sir.