Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday May 11, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom The Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Rudolph Giuliani Defense Attorney At Law Woman: Mr. Giuliani, there's a new client to see you. Donald Trump: Mr. Giuliani, some lawyer named Cohen, who I barely ever hired, said he paid $130K to a porn star! But I knew nothing about it! Rudy: Hmm...of course, I'll take your case. I'll go on TV and start my defense. MSNBC Rudy: My client totally knew about this payment and reimbursed Cohen. Host: WOW! Donald: Gee, Mr. Giuliani, I told you I knew nothing about it. Rudy: Okay, okay. I'm just getting up to speed here. Donald: Okay, so the story is that I reimbursed him, but that's IT! So, please go on TV and say that. Rudy: Got it. ABC Rudy: Cohen may have paid other women off, if necessary. Who knows how many secret hush-money deals there are! Host: WOW! Donald: Golly, Mr. Giuliani, you've put me in a pickle! Rudy: yes, yes! I was reading up on the facts and got confused! Donald: Please just go back on TV and say that I've done nothing wrong, and the investigation should end. Rudy: Of course. CNN Rudy: Cohen went to Prague to meet with Russians, and the pee-pee tape is real! Host: WOW! Donald: Mr. Giuliani. Rudy: It slipped out. I hope this doesn't put you in any political hot water. Donald: Nah, I'll just shore up my base by tweeting something really racist. Rudy: Got it. I'll keep studying the facts. End

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