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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday April 20, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday April 20, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED by the potential disclosure of your sexual relations with a model, porn star, or prostitute? Get Cohen on the phone! "My name is Michael Cohen, and I'm the lawyer who CARES. Why should YOU be punished for sex you had with SOMEONE ELSE?" Non-Existent Pee Tapes a Specialty! I offer all the usual lawyer services: - Drafting non-disclosure agreements - And paying off women - With my own money - From a mortgage of my own home - Obtained through bank fraud - And other lawyer stuff NO HABLO ESPANOL ...but I did pick up a little Czech. "Michael Cohen fought for me, and even paid off...Wait, I'm not supposed to know about that." - 'David Dennison,' satisfied customer "Michael Cohen didn't fight for me himself. He hired a goon who literally fought...Wait, this is covered by attorney-client whatever, right?" - 'David Dennison,' another satisfied customer "MICHAEL COHEN. MORE THAN A LAWYER. A CO-CONSPIRATOR." Hire Michael Cohen, and you will get what you DESERVE. Eventually.