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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 30, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 30, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling The Adventures of Actually-Man Woman: I have only seven minutes to get free! Actually-Man: ACTUALLY, you have twelve minutes. The 3:17 just left Oakville Station. Woman: He's not even right. It's the weekend schedule, so the 3:12 left five minutes ago. Magic Comics Hey, try this trick on your friends. 1. With a coin in one hand, wave the other hand over it. 2. Suddenly, the coin is gone! Here's how it's done! When you draw the second panel, don't draw the coin. Occam's Razor Man: Hey, Occam! Why is my razor dull? Occam: Probably seahorses snuck into my home and rubbed it on a dragonskin sock. Man: Or you just used it a lot. Occam: Who's to say? Not Pipes, All The Way Down This is not a pipe. This is not a pipe either. This is not a pipe either. This is not a pipe either. Cont'd Dr. Scientist Head Dr. Scientist Head: Yes! For the first time, a computer passed the Turing Test! Scientist: What's that? Dr. Scientist Head: I proved it can "think" because a human couldn't tell he was conversing with a computer! Scientist: But you chose a very STUPID human. And the computer is a "Simon"! Dr. Scientist Head: So? Man: You wanna go grab a beer later? beep boop Celebrating 40 Years of "Beltway Banalties" Beltway Banalities 1978 Yeesh! Now I know why we elected a peanut farmer president... ...we're all working for peanuts! Carter Inflation Beltway Banalities 1986 Yeesh! Reagan was never that good an actor... ...'til he got to the White House! Beltway Banalities 1998 Yeesh! It's hard enough dieting... ...now I have to watch cheeseburgers on the news! Television: Clinton at McDonald's Beltway Banalities 2018 Yeesh! Our president is an actual gangster with some explicit or implicit traitorous deal with Russia, enabling it to attack us and our allies and he will not respond or defend us, and Congress doesn't care, and this may mean the end of our democracy!