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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 16, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 16, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling It Was A Hard and Stormy Night Starring Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump, as "David Dennison" XXX FOR NONSTOP NONDISCLOSURE LEGAL ACTION Stormy: I'm going to SPREAD the word and EXPOSE you! Donald: I know how to keep your mouth shut! Stormy: The only way you'll keep me quiet is if you give me that GREAT, BIG WAD of cash! Donald: Oh, you want THIS? Donald: Well, I'm going to GIVE IT TO YOU! Stormy: OH, VIOLATE CAMPAIGN FINANCE LAWS! VIOLATE THEM! Donald: But wait, baby! First, let's spice things up! MICHAEL COHEN, come in! Stormy: Oooh, a THREESOME! Michael: That's right, a man, a woman and an L.L.C.! A threeway makes it REALLY HARD... Stormy: Ooh...sign the NDA! Donald: ...to detect the actual source of funds! Stormy: Mmm....and this is significant because it demonstrates your propensity to make elaborately secret deals to hide illicit behavior, lending credence to allegations central to the Russian collusion PROBE! Donald: Oh, I'll probe YOU! Stormy: Oh, I'm going to screw you so bad! Donald: I'm going to slap an injunction on you so hard! NEXT Hot Stormy Action for SIXTY MINUTES!