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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 2, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 2, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presents: News of the Times Trump: Protect Schools by Arming the Crisis Actors President Trump announced a new program for arming crisis actors to protect school. Trump: These crisis actors are just hanging around schools, waiting for media events to pretend to be victims! If we train them to be very adept with firearms, we could ARM them and prevent school shootings! Alex Jones, Concerned Citizen Alex Jones: We have, essentially, a STANDING ARMY of actors who swarm our nation's schools to promote FALSE FLAG ATTACKS! As long as they're there, why not give them AR-15s? George Soros, Funder of Crisis Actors and Fake Protesters George Soros: I already pay $1 billion to hire people who are highly trained in dramatics! I'll just pay an extra billion and also train them in commando maneuvers! David Yursrik, 2017 Faux-Scar Winner, Best Teen Crisis in an Outdoor Shooting David: Being a crisis actor involves a lot of downtime, between Illuminati-ordered elaborately faked tragedies! Gun training would beat the boredom! Trump: This crisis actor plays a traumatized P.E. teacher! Believe me, he's handled weapons! Teacher: It's true. I once brandished a sword in a summer stock production of "Much Ado About Nothing"! Woman: Arming these crisis actors is perfectly safe! David: You bet! I'm properly trained! If a shooter shows up, I'll just... Teacher: Hey! You shot me! BAM! Alex Jones: No, he didn't! FALSE FLAG!