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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday February 2, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday February 2, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling January, 2017 Man: Mr. President, the accusations of collusion are serious. We've assembled the best legal minds from every regime of jurisprudence. Man #2: But there's someone else you should meet. HARVEY RICHARDS, LAWYER FOR CHILDREN! Harvey Richards - Author of "Touch Black, No Back: Kontract Law for Kids," and "Smelt v. Dealt, Denied v. Supplied: Rules of Cases of Flatulence" Man #1: He's an expert in CHILDREN'S LAW, which can be surprisingly effective, and might particularly appeal to you, sir. Man #2: Okay, forget this Constitutional mumbo-jumbo. I'VE got the doctrine that will save you! Donald Trump: What doctrine is that? Harvey: The "I'm Rubber, You're Glue, Everything You Say Sticks To You" defense! Harvey: So, if they say you were elected because of FAKE NEWS articles, you say... Donald Trump: YOU'RE fake news! Harvey: Right! Over and over! Now let's move on to the doctrine of "I Know What You Are But What Am I?" So, if they accuse you of collusion with Russia... Donald Trump: Hmm...I say HILLARY colluded with Russia! Harvey: You're a natural! No matter how preposterous, you say it again and again! Man: Lunch is served. We apologize, but there aren't enough Big Macs for everyone. LICK Harvey: I'm sure you'll all agree this one is mine! Donald Trump: I want this guy on staff RIGHT NOW! NEXT: Harvey: That's it! Now say "Lalala" Donald Trump: "Lalala"! It works!