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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 26, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 26, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The True Story of President Donald Trump 2006: Putin had a top Georgian scientist kidnapped! I'm coming to you, our billionaire secret agent, for help! Donald Trump: I can't do the rescue mission myself -- I'm too recognizable. We need someone with toned muscles, uncanny flexibility, and incredible manual dexterity! Man: Are you suggesting...? Donald Trump: Yes! Donald Trump: Get me undercover porn star, code name: STORMY DANIELS! Donald Trump: Are you up for this challenge, Stormy? Stormy: Yes, Mr. Trump. But I'll need training from the BEST and that's YOU! Stormy: If word of this got out, it could look bad for you and your wife! Donald Trump: My pure and monogamous love for Melania is all that matters! Now strip down for maximum mobility and speed, and let's get to hand-to-hand combat training! That's it! Use my momentum against me! Very good! Be aggressive! Great job using an improvised weapon -- a rolled-up copy of Forbes Magazine! Yes, utilize...every...muscle! Mmph! Uh! Donald Trump: My sub has taken us off the coast of Georgia! You're on your own from here, Stormy! I'll have payment sent to you in ten years, from a Shell LLC! Stormy: Donald! Behind you! Donald Trump: Putin must have infested these waters! I'll hold them off! Go, Stormy! I hate sharks! Stormy: God bless you, Donald Trump! NEXT "Sharks! Why'd It Have To Be Sharks?"