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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 12, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 12, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald and John a boy President and his Imaginary Publicist John: Yes, hello, Washington Post? This is Little Donald Trump's publicist, John Miller. John: I'm calling to say that book is full of LIES! Donald: And I'm a genius! John: And also that Little Donald is a genius! Donald: And I'm...what's the opposite of unstable? Aide #1: Little Donald, the Post wants you to stop calling. Dinosaur: The apex predator advances across the landscape... Dinosaur: His unprecedented success has made him feared throughout his domain. Dinosaur: Lesser creatures revile him because he's so handsome and, like, really smart. Donald: AARRRRRRRR Aide #1: Okay, this is concerning. Aide #2: I'll go on TV and say he's brilliant. That should calm him down. Donald: Captured by the enemy, Donald the Spy will not give in! Donald: Sure, there may have been meetings with Russians, and money laundering, and obstruction! Donald: But the evidence can never fall into enemy hands. No matter what! PRINCIPAL MUELLER Mueller: Why is he eating his subpoena? Donald: Daring Donald has suffered his last insult! Donald: He will not be belittled by that pudgy space slug! He's not coming out of it this time. Furious, he races to his control room! Is it time to invoke the 25th amendment? Where a big, beautiful button beckons him! Nah, we still need him to pass laws punishing the poor. PRESS FOR JUSTICE AND RETRIBUTION