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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 5, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 5, 2018 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling All-American Comic Strip, Yes? Woman: I have the lazy husband. Man: Not as lazy as lazy thinking that Russian sanctions should continue! Woman: We are typical Americans. What Did One Muffin Say To The Other? Muffin #1: Whew, it's getting hot in this oven! Muffin #2: Oh, my God! A talking muffin! Muffin #1: Also, I have a wife, a condo in Los Gatos, and investments in telecoms. Muffin #2: I know all that! I just didn't know you could TALK! Frankenstein's Baby DELIVERY Monster: Aar...ME HAVE BABY! Nurse: What's the baby's name? Bride: Frankenstein. Monster: Actually, that Frankenstein's BABY! ME Frankenstein! Funny Business (Now with all characters accused of sexual misconduct edited out) Dog: Jones, where in blazes are you? Jones: Er...I'm at a conference. Dog: Getting info on our field? Jones: Yes, I'm monitoring the whole field! Umpire: Strike two! Andy Anders, Toothless Teen Girl: Thanks for taking me to the soda shoppe, Andy! Girl #2: Andy, you forgot about your date today with ME! Andy: Mmph phrry! Woman #2: AND you forgot your DENTURES! Professional Cartoonist Al Herzani's Caption Contest Al: You get to be the caption writer...and more! BUS Write in a hilarious caption! Color the cartoon! Complete my taxes! Form is here https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f1040pdf I will send you a shoebox of receipts. Shovel my driveway! Looks like snow. Drive my kid to karate practice! Every Wednesday at 4pm. Take my wife to dinner at the Rusty Scupper! Listen to her story about her fight with Lisa over what Michelle said to Anne about something or other. Take her side. Send your entry to: Al Herzani Professional Cartoonist 3476 Sycamore Ln. Overton Hts., IL The winner gets to make a photocopy of the winning cartoon at my local library (bring two quarters)! All submissions become property of Al Herzani LLC, including copyright and Rusty Scupper leftovers. Provide your own snow shovel.