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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 15, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 15, 2017 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom The Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling BILL Bill: Hello? Yes, they need me for another parody of the legislative process? Bill: Abso-tively! I love my new career spoofing my old "I'm Just A Bill On Capitol Hill" cartoon! Director: Okay, Bill, for this one, you're a TAX REFORM bill! Bill: Um, I didn't get my script! What are the satirical lyrics? Director: You don't need lyrics for this. SCHOOL TIME ROCK! Bill: Got it! I'll improvise! Let's do it! Bill: I'm a tax reform bill, up on Capitol Hill, I wanna be a law, but I gotta wait, for Congress to carefully debate. Bill: See, Congress must discuss with great consideration, the merits of my tax plan, for our great n-- Man: THERE HE IS! Bill: Oh, hi, fellas! I guess off to the floor, I'm invited, for a policy debate, I'm so excOOF! Man: Get in the car! Bill: Oh, I'm just a tax r... HEY! Man #1: Shaddap! RIP Man #2: Rip out future tax cuts for the middle class! Bill:How I hope and prAAGH Man #1: Tear out education deductions! Man #2: Stuff in tax breaks for wineries and golf courses! Man #1: Rip out health care! Man #2: Ha! Write in a clause defining a fetus as a person! Boy: Congratulations! You're a LAW! LAW Bill: Get...my...agent... Director: CUT! That's a wrap! END