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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 8, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 8, 2017 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling SPY STORIES FOR DUMMIES by John le Dumme KFC Donald Trump: Let's collude with the Russians! Aide: Great idea! We're so smart and sneaky, we'll never get caught! Aide #2: How should I respond to a Russian contact with damaging information on Hillary? Donald Trump: Use this new form of communication I heard can't be traced: Email! Aide #1: Put "Private and Confidential" in the Subject heading! Mike Pence: Don't worry, he's using a complex code. When he says "Russia," what he really means is R... Uh-oh. Donald Trump: Russia, if you're listening, please release Hillary's emails! Aide #1: So we want to set up a secret back channel to communicate directly with the Kremlin. Man: Uh...okay... NOTE: This may be hard to follow thus far, so here is a chart to keep track of the complex web of espionage. Trump and team Russia Man: I'm going to call the Russian ambassador about sanctions! Mike: No prob, no one will ever find out. Who would monitor the Russian ambasador? Donald Trump: I'll tweet about it to Putin! Man: They found out about my call to the Russian ambassador! What should I do?! Aide: Hm...we have worthy opponents. But here's our brilliant counter-maneuver: We'll lie! Aide: Flynn's flipped! What do we do now?! Donald Trump: Oh, it doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Republicans control Congress. NEXT: Actually, he's right. Nothing matters. Republicans control Congress.