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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 1, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday December 1, 2017 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Teacher: Okay, children! Pass around these STYROFOAM BALLS you can use to make your solar system models! Student: STYROFOAM BALLS?! This seems suspiciously extravagant, Ms. Foster! Donald Trump: You're right, kid!! CRASH Student: PRESIDENT TRUMP! Donald Trump: Ms. Foster here bought these supplies with her OWN MONEY!! Student: But WHY? Donald Trump: I'll tell you why: she wanted to get a TAX DEDUCTION! Teacher: GASP! Teacher: That's right! I admit it!! I only got into this teaching racket for the sweet, sweet tax deductions! Donald Trump: Well, your plot is foiled! Our new tax bill takes away this cushy deduction for teachers! Teacher: Damn you! Now I'll have to pay my fair share of taxes so that patriotic billionaires like you can pay zero! Student: Thank you, President Trump! You saved America from fat-cat teachers! Donald Trump: I'm not in it for the thanks, little girl. But I see this kid didn't thank me and is obviously a hater and a loser! Student: What? I... Donald Trump: Now I'm off! I hear the sounds of a student trying to deduct the interest on his student loans!