Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday November 30, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2001 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug presents the RETURN of THE IMPOSSIBLE SQUAD! 2001 Rootin' Ruben Bolling When their diverse personalities and talents are brought together, they can do the IMPOSSIBLE!! Sgt. Mac Hardy Double-fisted, nails-eating powerhouse! Specialty: explosives Sgt. Rock Rumble Barrel-chested, hot-headed tough guy! Specialty: Explosives Sgt. Nick Wylde Hard-nosed, gutsy double-flusher! Specialty: Explosives Sgt. Kurt Steele Heavyweight, fists flyin' hot shot! Specialty: Explosives Sgt. Jack Dukes Cigar-chomping, hulking steamroller! Specialty: Entomology Sgt #1: Alright, you goldbricks! What do we know about this NAZI PLAN TO ASSASSINATE WINSTON CHURCHILL? Sgt #2: Just that it's already in motion! Any ideas? Sgt #1: How's about we rig two barrels of DYNAMITE to the front door of 10 Downing Street... Sgt #2: When Fritz opens it...KABOOM! Sgt #1: You meatball! What if it's an inside job?! Sgt #2: OR, we could wrap ol' Winston up in a PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE VEST, yessir! Sgt #1: Don't call me "SIR"! I'm a SERGEANT! I WORK for a living! Sgt #2: Ah, so am I! We ALL are! Sgt #3: Quit yer gabbin', ladies! We got an intelligence report! Sgt #1: What's it say, ya big lug? Sgt #2: The Nazis are gonna release a jar of POISON-COATED FIRE ANTS into Churchill's house! They're TRAINED TO ENTER HIS MOUTH AS HE SLEEPS! Sgt #1: HOLD IT! The PHORID FLY is the natural enemy of the fire ant! If we can... Sgt #2: ENOUGH WITH THE BUGS, Dukes! This is a job for TNT! Grab a barrel and MOVE OUT! NEXT: BLASTED BUGS!!

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