Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 17, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling 2017 YEAR OF REGRESSION TO THE MEANEST ON THE RESURRECTION OF MONSTROUS MORALITIES FROM THE INCREASINGLY DISTANT PAST 2016 ended with the justification and vindication of sexual harassment and abuse. 1960s Man: Grab 'em by the pussy and get promoted! Hell, even the president! This launched the U.S. into 2017, and suddenly Nazis were rebranded "alt right" and became a political force, even while infiltrating the White House. 1930s Man: Hey, what's wrong with WHITE people asserting THEIR rights, too? Heil, Trump! 1860s Then the Civil War was called into question, with the proposition that it could have been prevented through compromise. Man: No one asked slave owners if they'd be willing to like, keep whippings down to once a week! IRON AGE By year's end, even pedophilia was being defended and excused. JUDGE ROY MOORE Man: How young was MARY when she had BABY JESUS? Her husband JOSEPH was an adult! The Holy Spirit was even older! STONE AGE But the year isn't over yet! Who knows how far back our morality will have regressed by year's end? Donald Trump: So WHAT if I'm clubbing Nancy Pelosi to death? I suppose the left's going to whine about how getting tough isn't P.C.!

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