Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday October 26, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Transcript

Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 1997 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Be like Bob! Bob's Rules This Week: The Rule on Eating Bob Knows! The goal of any meal is to consume its constituent elements at parallel rates so that each is completed simultaneously The last bite of the hamburger The last handful of fries The last gulp of Sprite Beware of non-see-through containers. Bob: ? You can force yourself to eat a greater proportion of stringbeans with each forkful, only to find out there's plentiful chicken at the bottom! 70% string beans 30% chicken 30% string beans 70% chicken Two-liter containers and all-you-can-drink refills take the soft drink element out of the equation -- a real anxiety-saver EVEn if you never actually refill! The BURRITO is the greatest challenge to this system. Are all the beans in the front end? Who's to say there's not a mother lode of guacamole in the rear 1/4? When eating Dinty Moore beef stew, make frequent "surveying stirs" to be sure you aren't over- or under-consuming the beef nuggets.

Tags