Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday September 15, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling WARNING Condition are dangerously ideal for a coming storm of global warming denial that will be unprecedented in ferocity and stupidity. Know Your Global Warming Denial Categories And Act Accordingly Undeniable Catastrophes Obvious Data Overwhelming Scientific Consensus Fox News Propaganda Willful Political Ignorance Short-Term Profit-Motivated Lies Category 1 "The science just isn't in yet. Requires further study." Move to high ground and wait for denial to pass. Category 2 "Science isn't always right. Remember when Science said the Earth goes around the Sun? I do!" Seek shelter in a library or university. Category 3 "The climate's always changing! Caveman had Climate Change, and they were fine!" Stock supplies. Idiocy surge could last for days. Category 4 "The whole thing's a hoax! It's all CGI and hired actors who play the victims and they even paid my cousin in Houston!" Do not engage. Irrationality levels are life-threatening. Back away slowly. Category 5 "HOW COME YOU BELIEVE IN SCIENCE FOR GLOBAL WARMING, BUT SCIENCE SAYS THERE ARE TWO GENDERS, AND YOU SAY THERE ARE 12,000???" Evacuate immediately to a blue state, or take refuge in a purple city. See also dire warning on an even more immediate threat to lives: Category 5 Nazi-Denial Warning "Very Fine People" Alert

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