Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday September 8, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Three-Panel Biographies Oliver Cromwell was born in Huntington, England on April 25, 1599. On April 26, he mostly ate, cried, and slept. He pooped three times. Then he did some stuff in English history, then he died choking on a chalupa. End This Is Not A Pipe Man: This is not a pipe. Man: This is a PICTURE of a pipe. Man: Now, this IS a pipe. Good Cop/ Chaos Butterfly Cop Good Cop: You'd better talk, or I'll leave you to my partner, and there's no telling what will happen! Good Cop: Okay, you asked for it! FLAP! 3 Weeks Later TYPHOON HITS INDONESIA Jarringly Discontinued Transitions Comix Man: Maybe Ace wasn't kidnapped after all! Meanwhile, Suddenly King: I agree! The peasants ARE revolting! Yet, Elsewhere - Cat: Damn, that Megan Fox is fine! The Without Warning - Neva Meta Man I Didn't Like Baby: What is all this? Doug: It's meant to evoke a newspaper comics page. Baby: That's not even a THING anymore! Doug: God help us. Dooker, The Dog That's So Huge It Creates A Gravitational Field From Which No Matter Can Escape "I can't find my slippers, Dooker!" Family Circus Du Soleil "Mommy, can we use the drapes to create a magical dreamscape of whimsy and wonder?" Beltway Banalities (Now with overt Nazism) Geez... The government is good at one thing -- getting in the way!! Also: Blood and soil! This Is Not A Pipe Either Man: Oh, shut up.

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