Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 28, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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donald and john a boy president and his imaginary publicist Pub: im n so much trouble! This new babysitter mueller is the worst! he thinks Im friends with Russian! Trump: we'd never talk to any russians! Pub: and certainly not the campaign! DA! we only talk about orphans! and pleasantries! Pub: Oh shut up! Trump: our problems are over! I but a pardoner, and I have complete control over it! Trump: what does it do? Pub: you go inside! I press this button and you can't be punished for colluding with russians! Trump: Okay. Pub: There your pardonedized!! Trump: but this could make you guilty of obstruction of justice! Pub: put it on the list! Im about to patronize myself! Trump: how will you get pardonized? Only you can press the button! Pub: see, now I can go into the pardonizer.... and then I come out to press the button! Trump: but you're not in there! Pub: Oh, yes I am! Thi is getting metaphysical... Pub: its all in the constitution, dummy! I read a tweet about it! Pub: thank you for pardoning me Pub2: it was my pleasure! you deserve it! Okay you go and read this while I go out and play donald ball Later: Hey what happened? I emouluuated and had to self pardonize again! this has possibilities! I'll say. Just a few more of mes! and I can make a whole supreme court!

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