Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 21, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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cops when its obvious the perp os guilty cop1: we have a call for a 301-21 in progress at 725 gift. cop2: roger that, dispatch. typical tuesday night. New york, NY 3:45 am Cop1: hello sir. we have a report that theres some collusion going on here. Can I see I.D.? Man: Collusion??! NO, Im just doing my business, There must be some mistake, officer. Cop1: are there any russians in the building, Mr. ...Trump, jr.? Man: Russians???That's crazy! disgusting! Absouletly not! RUSSIAN! Climbing out the window! Man: Okay. There was one Russian. Whats around with that? Cop1: Another one! we've got two runners! Full pursuit! check premises! Man: Jeez, we were just discussing orphans! Cop1: I saw that! whats that you threw there? Cop1: Its an email. Lets see... Man: Alright! we were getting opportunities from some Russians! but who doesn't do that?! Cop1: who's that?! In the shadows! Man: My brother in law. He never talks. Cop: This place is crawling with colluders. Im going to need back up! Man: Y'all are fake news! Thi is a hoax. I want a lawyer! Cop: Another Russain exiting south window! white male, shirtless! Why do these things aways end up with a shirtless runner? Next: A back alley chase to 1600 Pennsylvania! cops is filmed on location. all suspects are presumed innocent. until pardoned by the president

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