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Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday July 20, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday July 20, 2017 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Vintage 1997 Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presents: News of the Times Matt Sucks After years of intensive study, experts in the field have come to the conclusion that MATT TINSLEY of Providence, RI, known as "Matt," TOTALLY SUCKS. Matt's SUCKITORIAL AURA can be detected by sophisticated SUCKOMETERS nearly four miles away, and reaches dangerous levels within a 50 yard radius. Recent advances in the field of SUCKOMETRY have enabled researchers to quantify the degree of Matt's SUCKOSITY, and have found it quite alarming. Degree of Suckosity Degree of Mattness Matt's ex-roomate was not at all surprised. Roommate: It comes as a relief to have my firm belief in Matt's ASTOUNDING SUCKITUDE scientifically confirmed. Even Matt's parents, when confronted by the evidence, conceded Matt's suckativity. Father: There can be no debates -- Matt does indeed suck. Mother: But we love him -- AMAZINGLY SUCKY as he is. National leaders have weighed in on the issue. Bill Clinton: Does Matt reek of suckage? Yes. Should we condemn him for this? Sadly, yes. It is recommended that local citizenry stay informed of Matt's fluctuating SUCKITIVE LEVELS. Reporter: Matt's SUCKIC ACTIVITY is expected to reach EPIC PROPORTIONS today. All are advised to stay at home. MATTWATCH '97 SUCK ALERT CAUTION TOLERABLE SCHOOL CLOSINGS: JOHNSTON, CR