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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 14, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 14, 2017 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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The Donald Trump Mysteries analogy on the orient express Trump: I called you here to say that I have found the solution to the crime! All "evidence" - fingerprints, DNA-points to Vladimir Putin as the culprit! And every single policing organization has conclusively established that put was Putin! However, I say: we don't really know he did it. I mean, do we really know anything? I mean, what is reality, man? merkel: Herr Trump! It was the crime itself that made you inspector! You are , at best, biased, and at worst, complicit! Very well. I'll conduct my fool proof method of guilt determination. Putin, ARE YOU GUILTY? Putin: Nyet Trump: well, there you have it! Thanks for coming! Good night! don't forget to tip your waitress! Oh, and by the way, Putin and I are forming a unit to prevent train related crimes... Putin: Donald, give it up. Trump: huh? Putin: thi smurder mystery analogy is weak. The president is secretly colluding with me, a foreign enemy! we're beyond satire! Trump: But political satire is how we do things here.... Putin: How quaint. but no one wants cute satire about treason my Don Jr. Hey, I didn't get to burst onto the scene yet! Trump: Not now Don Jr! Putin: whatever, have fun, boys. Just remember pee tape. NEXT: there is no pee tape! Then: There is a pee tape, but so what!