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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 7, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday July 7, 2017 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Serial TV Show, The Comic Strip Man: Yes! Good news! Man: Uh-oh, guys. Bad news! DING DONG Man: Hey, I've got good news! NEXT: Bad news? The Nature of Reality Doctor #1: According to my calculations of quantum theory, the universe is a SIMULATION! Doctor #2: So...we're living in a COMPUTER GAME, which is kind of COOL! Doctor #1: No, wait. Look...a panel border! We're living in a COMIC STRIP! Doctor #2: Ugh. LAME! Percival Dunwody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 130m Years Ago... Man: You stepped on a twig! Percival: So? SNAP Man: So who knows what ripple effect that can have on the fabric of time? Percival: Oh...this Orange Julius isn't agreeing with me! ARG! Man: Let's go! 2017 - PRESIDENT TRUMP Guy Walks Into A Bar Man: I'll bet you $50 my goat can say a quote from a Dickens novel! Bartender: You're on. Goat: BAHH Bartender: "A Christmas Carol" is commonly known as a novella, not a novel. Goat: He's right. You must pay him, for "injustice breeds injustice"! Science Facts For The Immature Scientists are sick of your immature snickering at Uranus! So they've changed the pronunciation... ...to YUR-in-us As in, "What's this yellow puddle, and who made it?" ADVERTISEMENT MYSTERY BOX $19.95 Buy this box and find out what, if anything, is inside!* - Yes!! I love mysteries! Rush me the Mystery Box immediately. My check or money order for $19.95 is enclosed! - No! This sounds like a total rip-off. Why would I spend money on a box that's obviously full of worthless junk or even empty?! I will not fall for this transparent ploy. - Or...that's just what you want me to think. - Yes, if there was something extremely valuable in the Mystery Box, perhaps even priceless, wouldn't you make it seem like it's a scam? In fact, to discourage people from ordering, wouldn't you make the advertisement look as slipshod and disreputable as possible, with a primitive drawing of a box, and inane, even nonsensical choices in the order form? - Okay, compadre. I'm your worst nightmare. Enclosed is a check or money order for $199.50 for 10 MYSTERY BOXES! Cut out and send to: Mystery Box, LLC P.O. Box 3485A7 Surprise, Ariz., U.S.A. *federal laws require that we disclose that there is nothing inside the Mystery Box.