Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 30, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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the true story of president donald J. trump aid: president trump, now theres been a cyber attack on one of our nuclear submarines! trump: I expected this! AID: shall I prepare a briefing on Putin? Trump: Puitin? that half- witted hoodlum? His team couldn't hack their way into a game of pong! Bring me carpel tunnel braces! No, this is our old friend's work! But I'll insert Russias finger prints again! The world can never know the truth! Hmmm...Locked out of our sub's systems! prepare the trump craft! we'll enact the golfing rude! and I'll tweet something bizarre and inane to divert suspicion! Tweet: How come Obama colluded with France but there e is no investigation? NOT FAIR!! He's gone too far this time, and he got sloppy! I'll complete the coordinates analysis after I save the sub! How did the president get on our sub? Silence you fool! Potus: there, all systems are operational! now to settle the score! girl: sir, we've prepared another version of the travel ban! good! I must appear as racist, moronic and incompetent as possible, so no one suspects the true threat! everyman, woman and child is imperiled by this mad man! Im going in alone! The 'for hundred pound man sitting in his bed in New Jersey!! 400 lb. man: SO you found me! it will do you no good! Next> 400 pounds of fury

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