Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 9, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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President Trump has withdrawn the U.S. from the Paris Accord, an international agreement to mitigate the warming of the Global Climate. He stated that he will negotiate a better deal. Here's how Trump will use his trademark negotiating tactics to GET A BETTER DEAL OUT OF THE GLOBAL CLIMATE First: Hardball horse- trading with the Global Climate. Trump: Okay, you can have mama and seattle but New York and Miami will be above Sea level! Non - negotiable! Got IT? Got it? Second: Belittle the Global Climate If the Global climate is so powerful, why does the Weather Channel get such lousy ratings? Much worse than my Apprentice show, Sad! Third: Dominate a flooded estuary with a jerky handshake Trump: Hey, wetlands! Nice to meet you! Hows your wife? Fourth: Send Jared to Antarctica to make a deal with the ice sheet Jared: Listen, between you and men you can do what you want just wire $200 million to these Russian Bank Accounts. Fifth: Bomb the gulf stream if its temperature rises more than 0.2 Trump: Heres how it happened. I was eating a big beautiful piece of chocolate cake... Bombing: Today Trump became president. Finally: If all negotiations fail, declare victory and move on Trump: I made a fabulous deal with the global climate! and now Im going to solve health care by getting much better deals out of the laws of biology comics, and the space /time continuum.

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