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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 2, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 2, 2017 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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DONALD TRUMP 0045 Superspy Trump: Hello, I am just an ordinary rich Jamaican playboy who is definitely not a spy. I'll bet you're very ordinary. And you don't know any spy secrets. Trump: I doo top! I know a code-word secret that isis is planning a terrorist attack using laptops! Impressive! And we can infer what country you got that intel from. Oh, No, you can't! Notice I never said "Israel"! True You are far to clever for us. Um, Id like to speak to this fascinating ordinary Jamaican playboy! So would I! Me too! Later... Trump: No, No , the nuclear subs are positioned here, dummy. Russian: So silly of me. Can I bring some tech equipment into your office ...say,an oval office? Sure! Is he really this stupid? well, yes and no.... Jared: That'll be 200 million each. Here you go Jared. Oh I see. Next week "Trump Girl" 0045 gets to briefly touch Melanias hand before she retreats it in disgust! Trump: was it good for you?