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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday April 21, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday April 21, 2017 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling HOW DONALD TRUMP CAN GET US TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING 1. He tweets something absolutely inane. Giraffes are jerks. Tweet 2. The response is immediate. Wha...? I can't even Trump is finally WTH. Is he unhinged #MAGA #GiraffesSuck Your a moron 3. A Trump ally leaps to "clarify." JERK? Newt: It's pretty clear that the president is saying that giraffes have low intelligence compared to humans. Which is obviously true. 4. The opposition is thrown into sputtering disarray. Woman: But why would you even compare giraffe intelligence to humans'? Man #1: Giraffes are rather smart animals! Man #2: Intelligence isn't even what being a "jerk" is about! GIRAFFES HAVE DELIGHTFULLY LONG NEC CNN 5. Trump doubles down. Fake lying failing media can't even admit that giraffes are total jerks. BAD Tweet 6. FOX News joins the fray. Man #1: What he meant by "giraffe" was all grazing herbivores, which are dumber than predators. Woman: So true, so true. Man #2: I like lions. FOX NEWS Channel President Trump Calls Out Jerk Giraffe 7. The opposition becomes obsessed with the debate. Man #1: But giraffes are awesome! Woman: Giraffes are very vulnerable to global warming! Man #2: That was the moment he became President! Man #3: He' A GIRAFFE'S HEART WEIGHTS 25 POUNDS CNN 8. Trump moves on to his next topic... Democrats rigged voting machines in Rhode Island. Tweet 9. ...making it seem as though there has been no resolution on the previous topic. Man #1: Rhode Island? Wha...? I can't even... Woman: Wait, I've got something on this giraffe jerk thing... Man #2: We're going to have to leave that question unsettled. BE JERKS, WE'RE MOVING ON MSNBC