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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 24, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 24, 2017 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Donald Trump's MAR-A-LAGO Florida Theme Park ADMISSION: $200,000 Popularly priced so that all Americans can have the privilege of paying for access to the man who serves them as President. Entrance HALL OF PRESIDENT Meet the actual 45th president of the United States! Marvel at his almost life-like coloration! WARNING TO FEMALES: RISK OF GENITALIA GRABBING. This attraction is closed while the president is golfing. NOTE: If you see Steve Bannon, do not disturb him. He is doing President stuff. BR'ER SESSIONS'S SPLASH MOUNTAIN This ol' ride harkens back to a time when black folks knew their place was to tell charming stories, not try to do uppity things like votin'! And y'all watch out for the big firehose splash at the end! IT'S A SMALL WORLD (SO GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR PART OF IT) A delightful boatride through wondrous lands. The ride ends in a Customs and Border Protection facility, where brown people will continue their magical journey. PIRATES OF EMOLUMENTS Avast, ye scurvey suckers! Join Trump on a Constitution-violating tour of the world, collecting trademarks, building rights and other booty specifically prohibited by Article I, Section 9! Is Trump selling out our foreign policy interest for personal treasure? You bet yer Jolly Roger Stone! HAUNTED MANSION Tour a spooky, dilapidated Floridian mansion no one wants to buy. Then the chills start when a Russian oligarch who is Putin's buddy pays Trump $95 million for it! If you're not scared senseless, you're not paying attention!