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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 17, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday March 17, 2017 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Trump Protects Americans Cause of death Hearth disease Cancer Donald Trump: These are clearly no big deal. I'll throw tens of millions of Americans off health insurance, no problem. Air pollution-related Donald Trump: Ah, this is nothing. We have too many regulations! I'll gut the EPA! Lower respiratory disease Accidents Stroke Alzheimer's Diabetes Influenza Kidney Disease Suicide Donald Trump: Stroke...diabetes...yadda, yadda... AH! HERE'S a real risk to Americans! ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS! This is worth inflicting unimaginable suffering! AHA! TWO DEATHS PER YEAR TO ISLAMIC JIHADIST IMMIGRANTS! WE MUST UPEND OUR CONSTITUTION AND PROTECT OURSELVES! There! I've solved the two biggest dangers in American lives! And if it happens that my solutions harm brown people...that's the price we all have to pay. 100,000 200,000 300,000 400,000 500,000 600,000 700,000 Deaths per year