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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday February 24, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday February 24, 2017 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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The Donald Trump Mysteries Maid: Shriek!!! Theres been a murder most foul! I found a dead body in the study! Trump: I'll handle this! Everyone, to the Study! Trump: Hmmm....I have examined the scene and have already cracked the case! Man: Good Lord! Trump: YOU are guilty!! Revealing this body violates this Confidentiality Agreement you signed when you started your employment at this mansion! Trump: Therefore, you leaked news of this murder! That is the real story here! Man: Now see here, clearly the story is that there is a murderer on the loose!! Trump: That is fake news! Woman: But there's a body right here!! Trump: FAKE NEWS!! Man: Let me get this straight chap. Are you saying that the news of the murder is fake because it was illegally "leaked"? Trump: Of course. Man: If she was lying about the murder, there would have been no breach of confidentiality and no "leak". In that case, would this dead body be real? Trump: The leak is real, and the news is fake! Woman: Um, Inspector, did a bloody knife just fall from your pocket? Trump: BIASED QUESTION! SO UNFAIR! ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!