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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 5, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday August 5, 2016 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Donald J. trump The Manchurian Candidate 2013: Trump: So great to be holding my "Miss Universe" pageant here in Moscow! Trump: This is going to be yuuuge...Hey what are you doing? Man: You are coming with us! You are getting sleepy! Sleepy! Trump: Putin! What is going on here? Putin: We are hypnotizing you to become candidate for President and then do our bidding! You will be Russian agent! Trump: You don't have to hypnotize me to do that! Putin: Nyet? No, you guys buy New York real estate! I'll be on your side! Putin: You will sell out your own country? Trump: What has it ever done for me? Im the one who's always sacrificing for it. Puti: Okay the, you must go against U>S>, U>N> and the republican party, and say that our annexation of Crimea was not an illegal invasion of Ukraine, Trump: Got it. Because of my relationship with ou. Putin: NYEY! You have no relationship with me! Trump: Got it, whatever. Putin: Now, if you need us to hack U.S> computers to help your campaign, here is the code you'll transmit to us.... Trump: confusing, and boring, I don't need a code. I'll just go on Tv and ask you to start hacking! Putin: Televison? But them everyone will know you are a traitor! Trump: Don't worry! Vlad! I'll be very subtle!