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Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday June 9, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday June 9, 2016 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1996 woman: No, I don't know who he is -- I was set up I just know his name is Charley. Ding Dong Oh there he is now. MY BLIND DATE WAS AN AUSTRALOPITHECINE! APE: Hi! I brought a pigeon, hope you like gray. woman: Um…what are you? Ape: Im a sagitarius…lets see, what else? …well, Im a hominid from the pliocene epoch… woman: this is Not going to work. ape: do you have a problem with inter genus dating? woman: Not that I know of. I just find you repulsive. Ape: fair enough. should we start making out now? woman: look, Im going to leave now. ape: let me be frank. I don't know you at all, but I like you. woman: Im keeping my hands in sight as I back away… Ape: something about you makes me want to have sex. Ape: oh, great. now I have to go through that awkward is it too soon to show up wearing nothing but an overcoat and silk boxers phase of our relationship!