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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 3, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday June 3, 2016 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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TOM THE DANCING BUG'S SUPER-FUN-PAK-COMIX IN FIVE YEARS coffee machine: making two cups and I am programmed to love you. Man: so what… Coffee machine: and Im programmed to know I love you. Man: oh, for… COffee machine: And Im programmed to be aware that I kno…click DARTHFIELD DV: Oh, great a cute version of me. DV2: and my toys outsell yours! DV: I found his lack of faith disturbing. PERCIVAL DUNWOODY,IDIOT TIME-TRAVLER FROM 1909 - I think I'll go back to the time of the dinosaurs! -Another one of us decided to come back here! - We're in an infinite loop! - Its too crowded Im going to roman times! - 4 billion of us already have! THE BECHDEL - TURING TEST Doc: we have the man watch two women in a movie talking…. And see if he can detect their humanity, MAn: its just Blah blah! when will one of them take her shirt off? HATES CRIME MAN Man: I hate crime so much, Im going tp dress in spandex! Done! HCM Cell: Ha ha! I Like crime! My enemy likes crime man! CHILDHOOD"S RUINED Boy1: lets head on down to the fish in hole! Boy2: Thats a great idea! Look theres Betty sue! she sure is pretty! Betty: Hi guys! Hey, whats happening? Betty: I…don't know! Boy1: My childhood is being ruined! Boy2: How? whys? Boy1: because in 20 years movie will be filmed with females who are clued "ghostbusters"