Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday April 8, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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News of the Times Aliens reveal themselves and explain purpose At an apologetic press conference, two spokes - aliens expressed regret about their heretofore clandestine activities> Aline1: we are not here to invade, subjugate or even stuff humans, Our plans are simply to.... Alien2: ...introduce you to an exciting new delicious snack food --meatloaf -on-a- stick! "we regret the occasional abduction of humans, but it was necessary for our four groups" "we would simply feed our guests nutritious meatloaf snacks..." Alien: what do you think too much parsley? "...and send them on their way, with memories erased and amazingly no time lapsed! "yes thats the key to our fast food concept - we'll use our super technology to ease the stress of todays earthling's busy lifestyle! Meatloaf on a stick Memor Erasure can be tricky, though , and some test customers have been left with certain delusional imprints. Thats why we make this pledge: It is not Meatloaf -n-a-stick's policy to torment cross-species breed with or probe any orifice of our valued customers. The entrepreneurial aliens also denied any involvement with unexplained cow mutilations Alien1: We use only legally purchased grade "a" chuck! Alien2: Thats probably those guys from planet zorek, There here, test marketing 'Bovine-entrails-in-a-cp franchises.

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