Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday April 7, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1995 Now that Congress has finally recognized the crushing need and burning desire for the amendment of the constitution to allow laws banning the desecration of the american flag, we can expect following additional amendments, truly deserving robe placed beside the bill of rights ad the emancipation proclamation as pieces of timeless wisdom comprising the cornerstone of democratic philosophy. Amendment XXIX: The congress and the states have the power to prohibit the use of profanity in Patriotic Entertainment Parks. Man: Our soldiers did not shed their blood so that some punk could flip the bird at a souvenir camera in the American Adventure Pavillion at Epcot Center! Amendent XXX: The congress and the states have the power to prohibit the use of US currency in recreational or wagering contests. MAN: Shall we have bills bearing the likeness of our revered first president sullied by the playing of "Dollar Poker" in tawdry bars?!! Amendement XXX1: the Congress and the states shall have the power to prohibit the utterance of any modification of a patriotic song or pledge. Man: Allow me to read from the shocking transcript of a song overheard being sung by a third grader: "This land is my land, this land aint your land, Ive got a pop gun and you don't got one" Amendment XXX11: The congress and the states have the power to prohibit the intentional misspelling of American military ranks for commercial purposes. Man: how many american captain have to lose their lives defending our nation before we ban abominations like this?!

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