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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday February 19, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday February 19, 2016 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Keeping up with the real President Trump The most fabulous incredible, huge, classy reality show ever, Okay? Trump: So, I knew I had to be on top of my game to negotiate with Vladimir Putin. Trump: I want you out of Ukraine right now, Vlad! Putin: You cannot tell me what to do. Trump: Okay, now do something dramatic! Putin: What are you talking about? Trump: You know, for the scene. Its getting boring. Flip a table over or something. Putin: Nyet! Putin: Is this for a Tv show? Trump: Cut! Makeup!! Trump: I was really looking forward to crushing Kim Jong-un. He's just an Asian Merv Griffen. Trump: Kim, you're gonna give up your nuclear weapons, pronto! Trump: Dont give me that gobbled-gook. Hand them over now, or I'll fry your kimchi! Trump: why, you chubby little pipsqueak! SMASH That went fabulous! Great Tv! Man: Hello? Supreme commander?NEXT WEEK ON "Keeping up with the real president Trump" Officer: Mr President, Seouls been nuked and Russia has invaded Belarus! Trump: You're fired!