Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 22, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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SUPER-FUN-PAK COMIX The dragon with bitchy resting face Man: If we could just steal its gold, wed be rich! Dragon: what. woman: what was that idea you had about importing spices? AUNT- MAN Boy: aunt man you're back! Aunt man: yes, I used my aunt like powers to save you last month. Aunt Man: and I came back to be sure you were actually saved… Boy: Um… AM: because usually by now I would have received a thank you note, so…. Boy: Ive been meaning to! DINKLE , THE UNLOVABLE LOSER Dinkle: Sorry if I committed a "micro aggression"! woman: hijacking a bus and driving it into walmart is pretty macro! Dinkle: how "P.C." Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler from 1909 1913: Young Adolf! you are a great artist! I will buy them all! Today: Ah! I convinced Hitler to go into art instead of politics! You mean adolf hitler, the landscape paint whose art inspired a genocidal war? HOW TO DRAW A DOUG First draw interlocking oval. then give those ovals there own comic strip Ding dong Heres your lawnmower I borrowed last spring. AND DOUG WILL SHOW UP AS THE WACKY NEIGHBOR. ELEVATOR TRIP OF THE DAMNED woman: Should I ask about his weekend? Nah its tuesday Besides we're almost at 14 anyway I'll just give him a cheerful 'see ya later" 68,397 hours later maybe I should ask him about his kids. i think he has two man: Cough

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