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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 8, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday January 8, 2016 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Chagrin Falls "cattle caliphate" Dad: Penelope, Thought you were going outside. Penelope: I can't. There are cows in the backyard Dad: Cows? In the backyard? Dad: Hey! what are you doing? Cowboy: Grazing my herd. We've taken over here, as a protest. Dad: This is my backyard! are you a terrorists? Cowboy: No, Im a concerned citizen. who likes free stuff. Dad: well, Im calling the police! Cowboy: they know! Heck, Ive already held three press conferences. Now, wheres the nearest federal land? Dad: Uhm theres a post office two blocks down. Cowboy: Fine, Im gonna fill up my saddle bags with stamps. God told me he ants me to. Black man: Smythme whats going on here? Dad: an armed militia is taking over , and no one's doing a thing! Black man: Thats ridiculous! Militia: DID YOU SAY 'RIDICULOUS'? CEASE RIOTING AND RETURN TO YOUR HOME, PROTESTOR! woman: Do I have to wear a veil now? Dad: No you're thinking of a different armed militia.