Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday January 7, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the dancing Bug Vintage 1995 Charley - the australopithecine* * an ape like species, ancestral to humanity, from the pliocene epoch At the karaoke n' koffe, the only karaoke club in hoboken that has the partridge family "summer days" on their playlist, Charley croons at a apt audience. Charley: I feel the sunlight on my face.... patrons: Oh! lets do "Brandy"! No! "Rhinestone cowboy! During the lengthy mandolin solo ( the club features the songs extended version) charley likes to sip a beverage.... Charley: Thanks Hon Fan: Humungo espresso no doz latte? ... But suddenly the tortiously hot liquid is cascading over charley lower body! Charley: NGYAAAA!!! woman: whoops. Moments later,charley is recuperating from the trauma when... ...where the lights are shining on me.... Iced capuccino man? Sure. I was just walking by and I heard you! man, you ever considered getting into music? Charley: Like a rhinestones cowboy... Oh you heard me singing? No screaming in pain. Im in a scream rock band, and we could use a yell like yours! Scream rock? Aw man, its the coolest new music! Not like the fad-of- the moment, follow the leader bile on MTV! The scream rock regalia: head shaved except for bangs. one breast implant (men only) disco shirt vinatge 1950s Pajama bottoms c'mon we have a gig in a half hour do I get decked out like you are? no, man you look weird enough it is. Next: Null and the void

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