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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 20, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday November 20, 2015 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Before & After the Selfie Girl #1: You wanna do one? Girl #2: O.K. Girl #1: And...posted. Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 1890, Austria... Percival: I'm here to prevent a historical calamity! Jeb: You're too late, Dunwoody! I've already killed baby Hitler! Percival: Jeb Bush! Percival: I'm not here to kill baby Hitler! POW Now to find your brother in 2000! Jeb: URK Guy Walks Into A Bar Guy: I'll bet $50 my horse can do arithmetic! Bartender: Okay...what's 2+2? Horse: 10. Horse: Well, think about it. Why would a house use base 10? BAR Gnomic Cop/ Uxorious Cop Cop #1: If you don't talk to me, you'll have to deal with my partner. Pick your poison. Cop #2: ...and here's my wife wearing those earrings at Yosemite... Phil Collins Phil: I'm just saying...there's no way you could guess my password! Man: Okay, Phil Collins. Um..."Sussudio." But the "IO" is the number 10. Phil: Bloody hell. Middle-Aged-Couple-In-Armchairs-Man "The 'Jewel of the Snake' has been stolen from the museum! To the Middle-Aged-Couple-In-Armchairs-Hideout!" "The Middle-Aged-Couple-In-Armchairs-Computer says this is likely the handiwork of The Reptilator, who's out on parole!" "Pow!" "Looks like the Reptilator will have to face the SCALES of Justice!"