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Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday November 12, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Thursday November 12, 2015 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Vintage 1992 Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling I've tried to fight it, but I guess I'll have to admit it -- I'M GAY! Man: HOLD ON, FRIEND! Don't give up the fight! SCIENCE has given you a solution! Man: We all know that homosexuality is UNNATURAL and immoral! Many of our nation's leaders have said so! But with an amazing new product, you can be cured! Here's how it works: You see, homosexuals have a smaller antereior hypothalamus than heterosexuals! Hypothalamus of a regular guy Hypothalamus of a homosexual guy Man: All these fellows need is a few extra hypothalamus cells. Here's a typical homosexual. "Typical Homosexual": Feh. We just place som Hypothalamus-Helper TM brand hypothalamus cells into the brain... Surgeon: More Hypothalamus-Helper, nurse. Man: And just look at the results! BOYNG! HUBBA HUBBA! YOW! Man: Yes! By altering the brain structure with high-tech bioengineered material, we can make behavior more...NATURAL! Man #2: Suddenly I have the urge to wear tacky pants and go bowling. If God had intended there to be homosexuals, he wouldn't have given us the ability to make: HYPOTHALAMUS HELPER Insert in Brain ASK YOUR DOCTOR! Also available in a PATCH! Coming Soon -- A cure for Civil Unrest: WHITENESS HELPER TM brand skin lightening treatments (ever notice how docile Michael Jackson is?)