Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday October 24, 2014 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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did you know? this week -- boston "city on a hill" "athens of america" "city of champions" "the hub" (as in, "of the universe") boston holds the worldwide municipal record for most self-appointed, self-aggrandizing nickmans that no one outside the city has ever heard of! the boston area has over four million sets of traffic laws, one for each resident driver. bruins hall-of-famer bobby orr had to add an extra "r" to his last name to get bostonians to pronounce it. boston humor! as an elaborate practical joke on hapless visitors, boston outfitted all its bowling alleys with strange, unusable equipment! canada mass boston alabama boston's unique geographic location bestows upon it the culinary inventiveness of canada combined with the racial enlightenment of the deep south! every celebrity is from boston! mark wahlberg? from boston! donnie wahlberg? also from boston! satisfied? bostonians believe life is quite important, because it can serve as a metaphor for sports! dunkin donuts in honor of its home state, the holes in dunkin donuts are called "massholes," and boston's full of 'em!

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