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Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday September 26, 2014 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Tom the Dancing Bug - Friday September 26, 2014 Comic Strip
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TOM THE DANCING BUG © Ruben Bolling. Reprinted with permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck in "Unemployment Isn't A Bug -- It's A Feature" Hound: There's LUCKY DUCKY, that lazy, unemployed duck who doesn't even WANT a job! Hound: Just hanging out with his deadbeat pals -- what's happened to this country is sick! Voice: Next in line! Hound: Then don't even TRY to get work, and...wait! Did he say "LINE"?! Man: NEXT! JOBS Hound: Oh, no! STOP! Lucky Ducky: Huh? Hound: If the unemployment rate goes any lower, WAGES WILL GO UP! Hound: WE'LL HAVE INFLATION!! LOSS OF CORPORATE PROFITS! MY CASH! MY LOAN ASSETS! Hound: Low unemployment is UNNATURAL! Aide: Hello, FED? Raise the rate! Aide: Congressman? Cool off this economy! Hound: If Lucky Ducky doesn't stay unemployed, we're DOOMED! RING JOBS Man: Hello? Man: Sorry, we've stopped hiring. Hound: Whew! We did it! Hound: ANYWAY, as I was saying, they avoid work so they can GOOF ALL DAY! Lucky Ducky: Gotcha? The End